Monday, November 07, 2005

Flu Season... Tips (Hahaha)

While working ever-so hard today karen IM's me this link. She asks me to read over it and to pay attention to the No-Nonsense Tips that are at the bottom of the article. Upon reading them, I think to myself: Ok, common sense tips. One of which states the following
  • "Clean phones, doorknobs and desktops with alcohol swabs."
So, you want me to have issues and be anal about the cleanliness of my work area? I do know of one person, well a few at my work that are really bad about this. To the point that I wonder what they do when, well.. ah.. lets say after they procreate. Just a curiousity, I mean if you saw one in particular you would understand why I ask this. So anyways, eyes back on the road. The last one is the one that made me laugh really loud, and why I wanted to post this. So here it is:
  • During flu season, never let anyone lick your keyboard.
Now mind you, I don't normally lick my own keyboard, but I do go around licking everone elses, because I like to taste it to see if I can guess what they ate that day, or whether or not they wash their hands. It's Tasty Treat I look forward to each day.

Yummy!

1 comment:

Lav said...

you're fucking nasty.. But I love you anyways.

You look all scruffy now.. Sexy.. haha