Friday, June 17, 2005
Thursday, June 16, 2005
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
PHILADELPHIA, Monday: The parents of 15-year-old leukaemia patient Josh Morten, who last night passed away after a four year battle with the illness, said they were sorry not to have fulfilled his dying wish to get a blow job from Cameron Diaz.The courageous teenager told his family two months ago that the one thing he'd really like before he died was to be sucked off by the successful Hollywood actress and former model."Josh never asked for much," his father confided. "He never complained about his illness, or made unrealistic demands. So when he requested fellatio from the star of Charlie's Angels and Thereâ€™s Something About Mary we thought, sure, thatâ€™s the least we can do for him."But attempts to grant Josh his dying wish proved much more difficult than the family had initially thought. Formal requests inviting the star to perform oral sex on their dying son were repeatedly declined.
"We wrote, we rang, we faxed," Mr Morten explained. "And every time it was the same answer: 'Sorry, Ms Diaz is currently unable to comply with your request.' I mean, how unsympathetic can you get? We're talking about a dying kid here! Would it kill her?"
Mr Morten even made a special trip to Los Angeles, to try to talk to the movie star personally outside the premiere of Gangs of New York. "The crowds were ten deep," he said, "and I'm there yelling out to her from the back: 'Will you go down on my son please!', but she didnâ€™t want to know."
With hopes diminishing by the day, Mr Morten placed similar standby requests with the agents representing Catherine Zeta Jones, Jennifer Lopez and Salma Hayek, but in each case the stars refused to co-operate.
"Who do they think they are, these women!" railed Mr Morten. "They earn millions of dollars and swan about at fancy parties, but when they get a simple request to bring a smile to a young boy far less fortunate than them, they turn their back on you. What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?"
"Please enter your pin numer!" - said the lovely voice from the phone.
Beep Booeepp Bep Bop [enters pin] (if your wondering its 1-2-3-5)
"You have 1 new message..., Press 1 to listen, press 2 ..." says the lady as I cut it off and press 1
"New message from: Kevin at ..."
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!.... VHS IS DEAD!!!
What a lovely message and here we are at a new post...
I did hear about this yesterday but didnt comment on it, but just because Kevin left the message I had to post.
Yes, Wal*mart and Target plan top phase out VHS by the end of the year. Go on, read about it your self..
[Read the story: dailynews.com]
However, good ole Wal*mart says:
"While it's true that there is stronger growth in demand for DVDs, many of our customers have VHS recorders and therefore still want VHS tapes," said Karen Burk, spokeswoman for Wal-Mart. "We will continue to sell the VHS tapes as long as there is a demand from our customers."
[Read the story: money.cnn.com]
p.s just kidding about my pin number.. its 1-2-3-4.. haha.. no Im kidding..
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
(actually, i suppose it wouldn't be that painful, but then again I don't want to speak to soon.)
::update:: ok, was just called and told that i'm not going to the boss's house today, more less tomorrow. Hell, im not sure. glad though.. now I can sleep--err--um--work.
"During his commencement address at Stanford last weekend, Steve Jobs told graduates that dropping out of college was the best thing he's done..." [Source: networkingworld.com]
It was bound to happen, I mean come on, Its FREE with paid coffee or other item thats sold there, so why not go and bogg down someone elses access. :)
Got this email today from Micorsoft beta, It's for a chat session today (right now as I speak) for the new MMC in Win2003 server R2 release. just thought it was amusing to me with the time differences.
(watching and listening to it currently) post more in a few...
Monday, June 13, 2005
Now you can play your Favorite NES (roms) on your pc, or just use it for any game you play on your PC.
However the site is in japanese, But our Great! friends at Google, can translate the page for ya (or at least try too)
Non-Translated - or - Translated
Read a post on gizmodo.com about a Dell laptop running OS X. OS X is the newest OS for macs. Apple has been working on using Intel processors [read more...] in their personal computers.
"...Now, is this important? Probably not. It’s probably just somebody’s reskinned Powerbook. However, if this is what we think it is, it means that Intel-tasticness is even now leaking into the wild." [Source: gizmodo.com] Check out the video [ Source: rssmac.altervista.org/video/]